Jumaat pick up lines😃

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  • Nama saya Jo.
    Jo apa?
    Jodoh awak

    🙃

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    theJeff Yoodo Staff

    why does it feel like you use this often? lol HANAN SYAFEA BINTI MOHD ROSLAN 

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    CHAN KAM LENG

     

    PANAS LAA PANASSSSS 

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    SYAHRIZAN BIN ISMAIL

    Ninieys

    "Dear, Bie rasa nak pergi balai polis buat report pasal Bie."

    "apa salah Dear, Bie?"

    "sebabnya Dear dah curi dan sorok hati Bie" 😂

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    LIM ZHI WEI

    Adakah nama kamu Aida? Sebab aida lama minat kat you.

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    Ninieys Yoodo Staff

    hahaha. Wowwww you guys ! 

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    LIM ZHI WEI

    You dengan kipas same saje, you berputar di fikiran i

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    Ninieys Yoodo Staff

    Hahaha superb smooth  SYAHRIZAN BIN ISMAIL 😆

    Cheesy lah LIM ZHI WEI berapa ramai sudah sangkut nie ? haha 

    Do you use this often ? CHAN KAM LENG 😂

     

     

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    LIM ZHI WEI

    People may say Gif or Jif but Jeff is the only one in my heart.

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    LIM ZHI WEI

    Syahrizan, do you have a sharingan? Coz you're the sharingan to pair with my rinnegan.

    (Naruto reference 🤷🏻‍♀️)

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    LIM ZHI WEI

    Kam Leng, do you know why people call you Leng? Coz you hou leng.

    (Idk, running out of ideas)

    Kam lend me your heart.

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    LIM ZHI WEI

    Ninieys, are you too innocent and pure enough to even care for a ninny?

    (Idk, brain froze)

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    Ninieys Yoodo Staff

    Awww  LIM ZHI WEI you do make my day lahh😂 even though brain froze. haha

    Okay how about this one

    "Wait ! are you wei? cause your way too good for me" 😂

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    LIM ZHI WEI

    I will sho u da wei to my heart, I kno da wei to your heart.

    🤷🏻‍♀️

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    Ninieys Yoodo Staff

    Haha nice lahh LIM ZHI WEI 😆😆

    Ohh yeahh, jom kongsi ayat pickuplines anda lagi kerana ia nyaaa #jumaatpickuplines 😄 

    Ehemmm...............

     "Jauh temenung...awak tenung apa tu?"
     "Saya tenung masa depan kita bersama😍"

     

     

     

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    theJeff Yoodo Staff

    LIM ZHI WEI just saw the Gif one! LOL 

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    LIM ZHI WEI

    Kamu ibarat sebuah kamus.
    Kerana kamu memberi makna dalam hidup aku.

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    theJeff Yoodo Staff

    #win

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    LIM ZHI WEI

    Girl: woi tolonglah saya mengemas ni hah!
    Guy: saya tolong la ni. Kan saya tengah cuci.
    Girl: cuci apa?
    Guy: cuci mata, cantiknya kamu harini

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    Ninieys Yoodo Staff

    Haha good one LIM ZHI WEI  😂😂

     

     

    Bahang pilihan raya sudah terasa betul kan ? Sana- sini orang berkempen dan bermanifesto 😁 Jom kita cuba    #PRUpickuplines pulak :D

     

     

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    Ninieys Yoodo Staff

    Eh awak calon ke ?

    saya pun calon

    Calon masa depan awak :D

    #PRUpickuplines

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    Ninieys Yoodo Staff

    Ehemmmm...

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    CHAN KAM LENG

    "What's your favorite song?"
    "Your heartbeat, can't wait to hear it"

    😂😂

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    theJeff Yoodo Staff

    beat this =P

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    CHAN KAM LENG

    Actually just realized this is BM thread.. Sorry guys. 😂

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    Ninieys Yoodo Staff

    Haha kita kan 1 malaysia CHAN KAM LENG  😆 No worries, you can post any language you comfortable with but if Chinese I need to use Mr. Google lahh 😂

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    SYAHRIZAN BIN ISMAIL

    Saya dan awak ibarat tepung dan gula..awak putih gebu, saya putih dan manis 😀🍰

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    Ninieys Yoodo Staff

    Awak tahu tak organ paling penting utk saya?" 
    "Apa?"
    "Hati" "Sebab apa?"
    "Sebab ada awak disitu"

     

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  • Ayat yg jd pengikat isteri....
    3rd date
    Bru lepas lunch "awak sy pelik la dah mkn tp lapar lg"
    Wife"awak biar betol, dah tu nk mkn lg ke? "
    Me" haah tp masakan awak as my wife yg sah bru rasa lapar nie akan hilang"
    Wife"errrrrrr"
    1 week later got engaged n after 6 month she's finally my wife 💕💕💕

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    CHAN KAM LENG

    TON MOHD NIZAMFIRDAUS BIN MD NAIN waahh true story ke? So romantic! xD

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